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Callous Cal is the grumpy, sharp-tongued observer the world didn’t ask for—but desperately needs. Born and raised somewhere that actually values subtlety, he’s spent decades watching America bulldoze its way into every corner of global culture, politics, and consumerism with all the grace of a drunk tourist at an ancient monument.

Cal doesn’t hate the U.S.—he just thinks it’s gone completely off the rails. From its obsession with turning every minor event into a televised circus to its baffling belief that the rest of the planet gives a damn about its latest fast-food abomination, he’s had enough. Armed with dry wit, a well-worn flask of skepticism, and a vocabulary that occasionally requires censorship, he dismantles American absurdity with the precision of a man who’s done pretending to be polite.

His readers? Thinkers, eye-rollers, and men who’ve realized life is too short to pretend TikTok trends matter. They come for the rants, stay for the laughs, and leave with the smug satisfaction of knowing they’re not the only ones who think the world’s gone mad.

Cal’s mission? Simple. To remind everyone that sanity still exists—it’s just not screaming for attention.

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Oh, joy. The United States has done it again—inserted itself into yet another global affair, this time with a shiny new miner...

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If god made us in his image, does that make us 'artificially intelligent'?
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Well, look at that! Philosophical musing is nice and all, but let's put on our cranky caps and dive into this the right way. ...

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